This is what we do. In public.
We take real companies, run them through the same methodology we use in our paid sprints, and tell them exactly what's working and what isn't. 5 companies scored. Average: 8.8/20.
Scored against 4 stages. 5 points each. 20 total.
Insight Foraging
Do they actually understand their customers' real struggles?
Unique Positioning
Do they give people a reason to choose them over the rest?
Distinctive Brand
Would you remember them tomorrow if you saw them today?
Continuous Reach
Are they reaching the right people without burning out?
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