[Last Call] 3 Final Teams Get the STFO Training at Half-price
After helping teams hit $2M in profits, increase qualified signups by 40%, and triple conversion rates using the Stand The F*ck Out methodology... I'm stepping back from team consulting for the foreseeable future. But first, 3 final teams get to work with me directly at exactly half price (€7,500; normally €15,000).
Who This Last Call Is For
This farewell workshop is for marketing teams drowning in the same bullsh*t that nearly killed PTDC, Balsamiq, and LatinUs Beauty. You know the drill: new role pressure, new boss breathing down your neck, new competition eating your lunch.
You're probably here because your team is:
Stuck chasing every shiny tactic. Like PTDC post-COVID, where smart people suddenly started losing their focus (and mind!).
Talking to the wrong people. Like Balsamiq spending 15 years obsessing over designers while engineers paid the bills.
Great at what you do, terrible at explaining why anyone should give a sh*t. Like LatinUs having miracle hair formula but converting badly.
Drowning in "best practices" that aren't working. Because what works for others rarely works for you.
Ready to make your team sniff the same glue… instead of everyone pulling in different directions.
This isn't for teams who want to "optimize their funnel" or "leverage synergies." This is for teams ready to stop blending the f*ck in.
What You Get In This Final Workshop
The exact same methodology I've used with 100+ teams, delivered in the format that actually works (not the format that sounds good in a proposal).
The Structure (Because Most Workshops Are Bullsh*t):
Two 3-hour virtual sessions with up to 12 team members.
Two-week real-world challenge between sessions where you ship something your audience will actually see (this is where it becomes fun).
1/3 theory, 2/3 getting your hands dirty. I'm not a Big 4 consultant who talks the talk. I get sh*t done with you.
What You Actually Walk Away With:
Your custom Stand The F*ck Out Canvas. One page that becomes your team's north star (no more guessing what you actually stand for).
Your custom Stand The F*ck Out Workbook to follow along.
Premium hardcover copies of the Stand The F*ck Book for your entire team. Full-color, linen wrap, dust jacket, and matte finish.
30 days of me answering your emails. Monday through Thursday, because even I need weekends.
What We'll Actually Figure Out
What to sell (without second-guessing yourself)
Where to win (your unique position in a crowded market)
Who to focus on (so you stop trying to please everyone)
What makes you weird (and why that's your advantage)
How to get better leads (without growth hack bullshit)
Why people should care (beyond "we're the best!")
What to say (your point of view that cuts through noise)
Final Investment
€7,500 (normally €15,000) for 3 final teams.
QUESTIONS?
Why only 3 teams?
Because I'm done with consulting after this. I want to focus on the book and speaking, which means these are literally the last 3 teams I'll work with directly for the foreseeable future.
Is this really the same methodology from your book?
Exactement. Same process, same intensity, same "ship real stuff" challenge that makes teams feel what it actually takes to stand the f*ck out.
What's the application process?
20-minute call where I figure out if we're a good fit. If oui, you get one of the 3 spots. If non, I'll point you toward something that might actually help instead of wasting both our time.
🐔 Only 3 spots available. After this, I'm focusing entirely on the book and speaking. No exceptions.
